Here’s how I did it while we were in Jamaica.
1. Get out of bed.
2. Stroll down the pristine beach and look out over the beautiful blue waters of the Caribbean.
3. Jamaican dude rows by in his canoe. He offers us two lovely lobsters for $15 US.
4. I offer $10 US.
5. Possession of said lobsters transfers to Mr. And Mrs. L.
6. Carry lobsters to grill shack and politely ask the chef to grill them up for breakfast.
L
Oh man.
See, that’s called the smart way. Holding your breath under 40’ of water, not so smart.
I’m Jealous!