[Travis McGee]

I’d love to see Joy and Sarah in a debate. Thirty seconds each, switching the power on two microphones, perfectly evenly. Let’s see both of them speak extemp to each other, and see who can put 30 second paragraphs together, and who runs out of inane jokes on her third pass.

[Covenantor]

Sonds like an excellent idea. But since the show is called The View, how about a bit of reality, no make-up at all, au natural reality.

I really, really, really don't want to know about that S-M leather dog collar.