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1 posted on 04/19/2014 11:36:01 AM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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... and baby makes three.


2 posted on 04/19/2014 11:38:51 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (This is known as "bad luck". - Robert A. Heinlein)
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Chelsea has no resemblance to either Hillary or Bubba.


3 posted on 04/19/2014 11:39:12 AM PDT by 353FMG
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“And so I told her, get busy and make me a campaign prop, er, baby.”


4 posted on 04/19/2014 11:41:01 AM PDT by Ouchthatonehurt ("When you're going through hell, keep going." - Sir Winston Churchill)
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Beauty and/or the beast. You decide.


6 posted on 04/19/2014 11:43:40 AM PDT by Chuzzlewit
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Hillary: “Chinese condoms.”


7 posted on 04/19/2014 11:44:55 AM PDT by clearcarbon
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“What difference does a baby make?”

:)


8 posted on 04/19/2014 11:45:24 AM PDT by rightwingerpatriot
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Hillary: My kid looks like Howdy Doody. Maybe her kid will look like Clarabell.


11 posted on 04/19/2014 11:51:41 AM PDT by upchuck (Support ABLE, the Anybody But Lindsey Effort. Yes, we are the ABLE!!)
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I’m surprised no one has ever attempted stealing DNA samples.


12 posted on 04/19/2014 11:52:03 AM PDT by Toespi
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Welcome back, my friends, to the show that never ends.

Come inside, come inside.


13 posted on 04/19/2014 11:52:41 AM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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Hey Chelsea, where ya get dem horse teeth from?


14 posted on 04/19/2014 11:54:41 AM PDT by chris37 (Heartless.)
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“Can you believe ... Michelle’s ass actually was THIS big!”


15 posted on 04/19/2014 11:54:45 AM PDT by canuck_conservative
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"Like I was telling Chelsea's father Webb what to expect,
right before giving birth to her I'd be gettin' THIS big!!"

16 posted on 04/19/2014 11:54:47 AM PDT by mikrofon (What Difference Would It Make??)
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Well, whattyaknow. She chose life!


18 posted on 04/19/2014 11:55:41 AM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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fat cow and a pregnant sow...
19 posted on 04/19/2014 11:55:59 AM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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“Alright! I admit it! Web Hubbel is her real father, he was the sperm donor! Happy now?”


20 posted on 04/19/2014 11:56:18 AM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (Hitlery: Incarnation of evil.)
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So Chelsea’s gonna have a baby.

I guess that settles it.

IT’S TIME FOR A WOMAN PRESIDENT!

Do I really need a sarc tag?


21 posted on 04/19/2014 11:56:32 AM PDT by Ghost of Philip Marlowe (Prepare for survival.)
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I can’t believe people had sex with them.


25 posted on 04/19/2014 12:05:06 PM PDT by EEGator
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“What difference does it make who fathered her baby? What difference does it make who fathered HER?”


31 posted on 04/19/2014 12:11:43 PM PDT by Yaelle
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TA DA!!!! There it is, I twinkled my nose and boom, Chelsea is pregnant just in time to change my image!


32 posted on 04/19/2014 12:13:44 PM PDT by The Mayor (Honesty means never having to look over your shoulder.)
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...but the people at Planned Parenthood thought it would make my campaign look bad, so she’s gonna have it.


33 posted on 04/19/2014 12:18:11 PM PDT by Tzimisce
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