[MacMattico]

My daughter wants to “come out as undocumented” in two years so she can attend an out of state school and pay instate tuition. After all, if it's good enough for illegals, why isn't it ok for a citizen? She can hold up her antique “Irish Need Not Apply” sign and look sad, post it on Twitter, and get a lib sponsor! Oh wait, the Irish have the “white privilege” thing...

[envisio]

I want to travel to Serbia, get a free ride to a university and then stand up in front of a high ranking Serbian official and say, I am here illegally. I wonder how well that would work out for me?