To: The Looking Spoon
The “come a little closer” sign actually makes sense when you zoom in and see what they’re advertising. Seems like a perfectly good marketing strategy.
2 posted on
04/10/2014 4:56:41 PM PDT by
BykrBayb
(Wagglebee please come home we miss you! ~ Þ)
To: The Looking Spoon
Would it be alright if I tried a condom on a boneless banana?
3 posted on
04/10/2014 4:58:28 PM PDT by
TigersEye
(Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
To: The Looking Spoon
Ten pound bag of mice.
That does sound good.
4 posted on
04/10/2014 4:58:43 PM PDT by
yarddog
(Romans 8: verses 38 and 39. "For I am persuaded".)
To: The Looking Spoon
#1
OBAMA ELECTED!
5 posted on
04/10/2014 5:01:13 PM PDT by
RedMDer
(May we always be happy and may our enemies always know it. - Sarah Palin, 10-18-2010)
To: The Looking Spoon
6 posted on
04/10/2014 5:04:15 PM PDT by
cripplecreek
(REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
To: The Looking Spoon
How about Schrodinger's terrorist?
To: The Looking Spoon
13 posted on
04/10/2014 5:25:13 PM PDT by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: The Looking Spoon
But...but...but those are boneless bananas!
To: The Looking Spoon
You forgot 1976, 2008, and 2012.
16 posted on
04/10/2014 5:37:56 PM PDT by
ealgeone
(obama, borderof)
To: The Looking Spoon
My local Walmart had a sign “The Elder scrolls online” release date Tuesday April 4th. April 4th was a Friday this year. Right next to it? I sign releasing the Blue Ray DVD for some movie ... Available Tuesday April 14th. April 14th was a Monday this year.
Sign on an ATM machine in a gas station beer outlet ... “Use your EBT card here”. That I took a picture of.
26 posted on
04/10/2014 6:28:12 PM PDT by
Usagi_yo
(Islamunism = Facism + Islam : Islamunist = someone that adheres to Islamunism.)
To: The Looking Spoon
Oh my goodness, are these real? Too, too funny!
The first one reminds me of Chuck Scarborough, the long time NY news anchor.
One night they had a story, it was really quite tragic, some very young man had died, I forget how he died, but I think he was the son of a prominent person and that’s why it was on the news.
So they tell the story of the event(s) that lead to the death and Scarborough sums up by saying in a flat, monotone voice “...and later, he died.”
Hubby and I were like: way to show sympathy Chuck!
27 posted on
04/10/2014 6:32:46 PM PDT by
jocon307
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