I was in the hospital last year As I was about to be discharged the nurse asked me if I felt safe going to my home environment. I told her it is none of her $%$$&%& business.
My son thought she was nuts. First of all he had a sinus infection. Secondly he doesn’t do either of those and if he did wouldn’t admit it with me in the room.
I was once asked if I would do harm to myself. I asked how much harm would a bag of cookies do. Another quizzed our kids on guns in the house. Uh, duh, daddy’s in LE. Thankfully, they were smart enough not to play that game. How did these morons get their licenses?