[101stAirborneVet]

This is spot on; I have avoided these missteps as well and, to date, have not been shot by George Zimmerman. It’s solid advice.

[VideoPaul]

This is amazing! I haven’t done this to anyone ever, and not only haven’t I been shot by George Zimmerman, I haven’t been shot by ANYONE, ever!

Whoever the author of this piece is is wise beyond my ability to comprehend. This is so simple it just might work for everyone. It certainly worked for me! This person should immediately astart working for the government on anti violence initiatives. I’ll bet that this can be applied so many other ways, like:

If you don’t rob a store, you won’t get shot by the store owner.

If you don’t carjack a car, you won’t be shot by the driver.

If you don’t point a weapon (or some inanimate object used as a weapon) at a cop, you won’t get shot by a cop.

I wonder what other wonderful applications of this COMPLETELY NEW CONCEPT might my fellow FReepers be able to come up with>? Chime in, fellow patriots!

[Hardastarboard]

I can see starting up a whole thread of these, kind of like the Chuck Norris jokes, or "If you . . ., you just might be shot by George Zimmerman" (hat tip to "You just might be a redneck").

Unfortunately I'm not feeling creative enough to kick it off.

[little jeremiah]

ROTFLOL!

Amazing - I am so intuitive that even without reading these instructions, I was already following them to the letter, and thus I also was not shot and killed by George Zimmerman. I’ll be careful and make sure I continue following these 4 steps daily and avoid an untimely death at the hands of Mr. Zimmerman.