In related news: "Fireworks Display Goes Awry. Sets fire to Sanford Holiday Inn where witnesses from the Zimmerman Trial were staying."
In a related story, this just in:
Apparently, vital evidence in the form of personal notes belonging to a witness in the George Zimmerman trial were destroyed in a raging fire caused by a fireworks display that got out of hand at the Sanford Holiday Inn.
Other witnesses to the freak accident, who were staying at the hotel, claimed that a strangely smiling Asian man was running about in only his boxer briefs underwear crying “My brains, my brains!”, but nobody could understand what he was referring to, since no apparent injuries to the man could be determined.
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