[Casie]

Look! I can make up insulting and random rules too!

I am Cleric Casie Sa'salsa Ara-cat. I decree a muslim woman should honor her husband by sprinkling the hairs off a donkey's butt into her husband's kushari lentils. But only if her husband wears a towel on his head or smells like a camel turd. So says the great and powerful Wallah wallah.

[Casie]

This cleric, Sa'd Arafat, also believes whole heartedly that when good muslim men die allah gives them lots of free virgin sex slaves. Yay! Here is an artist rendition of what such a cool god would look like.

Thats hot.

Speaking of hot.... Good muslim women don't get anything. All women go to hell of course.