She was making salad in the kitchen...
He startled her and she spun around...
He walked into the knife...
27 times...
He fell down with a thump...
The antique gun in the corner fell over shooting him...
This startled the cat who jumped onto the counter...
Knocking over the meat cleaver which fell and sliced his throat...
It was death by Rube Goldberg, I SWEAR!