Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!
Schools have been overreacting for many years. About ten years ago, a friend’s teenage son accidentally left a pocket knife in his jeans from the weekend family fishing trip and put those jeans on to wear to school the following week. During school he notices bulge in pocket, says what’s this and takes out closed penknife. Totally innocent but two female classmates run to teacher with news he has a weapon. Cops are called, parent is pulled out of work to get kid from police station, kid suspended from school and cops have him doing 500 hours of washing their cop cars.