[MHGinTN]

Bwahahahaha ... and the fopunders were so dumb that they repeated themselves to state qualifications for congress critters and president. You fools don’t even realize how stupid are the talking points you’re being fed! The issue is NATURAL BORN CITIZEN, not just citizen. But then you knew that and had to rush in to kiss Jeff’s troll ring.

[Kenny Bunk]

You, stuck out there in the hollers, are apparently totally unaware of my latest research. I profusely apologize. If UPS can find your cabin, I shall send it along shortly.
In my groundbreaking, nay seminal work, I use the latest in electron microscopy and psilocybin-containing mushrooms given to me by Passamaquoddy shamans, coupled with the hottest and latest DNA research funded by my local VFW (i.e., or it will be as soon as our Memorial Day Picnic Tickets are sold).

Through my extensive laboratory research, I was able to prove conclusively that everyone on FReep is dead wrong ... again ... about The Hawaiian. He is actually

The Lost Dauphin
dela Belle France.

That is N/S. He is our rightful King! And unless I miss my guess, also our Queen.