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Excellent Opus thread, at least above average. We have:
1. An initial opus based entirely on supposition and emotional reaction, not fact (as a bonus, this also contradicts exactly what the OP claimed about himself) - Check!
2. While it started off slow, with even some regretting his departure, this merely served as a tease, to whet the appetite so to speak, as later old forum divisions and/or animosities began to arise - Check!
3. It is currently ongoing, which this may provide further popcorn entertainment for 47 on an obviously slow workday - Check!
4. Meanings of posts misunderstood; this is equally distributed throughout the thread, peppering it with a not so subtle yet delicious spice. - Check!
5. Finally, the forum owner’s attention has been requested on numerous occasions, offering the promise of promoting the opus to “epic” status should he contribute to the melee. -Check!
Five stars! Thank you Melas for your self centered gravitas! If it weren’t for you this would be a truly hellacious day of intermidible hours upon hours of boredom! (I currently don’t have enough personal time to just bag the day, so I’m stuck in an inhuman cube)