Well, lets say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of socialism in the United States. According to this mornings sample it would be a Twinkie thirty-five feet long weighing approximately six-hundred pounds.
...that’s a big twinkie......
A 600 pound Twinkie is approximately the size of a city block.
One biga$$ Twinkie.
-everything would have been fine if dickless over there hadn’t shut off the power!
- is this true?
- yes, that man has no penis