Dongola
Schwarzwälder Fuchs
Deported to where? Johns-Hopkins?
I met an engineer who was involved in the construction of the runways at Wheelus AFB, Tripoli, Libya. The day he left to return to CONUS he was looking out the window of the AC as it took off. He observed an Arab servicing a Donkey. The Arab obviously thought that he was hiden from view in the large drainage structure that ran under the runway. You can’t make this stuff folks!
Dongola
Schwarzwälder Fuchs
Farmer: I just told him to quit horsing around.
I could just be me, but reading that headline gave me a few seconds of hilarity as I tried to decipher it before reading! For a second I thought “The illegal is trying to have sex with his own face? And the horse destroyed it?”
I have always wondered if I had a reading disability at some point, sometimes I see signs or magazines, and my mind reads the words, but a completely different thing forms in my head for a second before my brain straightens it out and reads it correctly. Sometimes with really funny results. My wife of course, just rolls her eyes at me when I read something very straightforward and chuckle for a moment...
He got his face kicked? WTF was he doing? Never mind.
Speaking of beastiality...so one time when my son was around 7, he needed a dog picture for a fundraiser he was doing with his classroom. His assigment was making the flyer for the animal shelter.
So, I quickly googled for doberman pincher pic since that was one of the dogs he liked at the animal shelter. I was right there when he clicked on the first option and up popped...a naked woman having sex with a dog. I thought I would die of a heart attack right then and there.
That horse could teach some people in the current administration a thing or two about what it means to have “horse sense”.
...of course.
Why wasn’t the farmer and his shotgun waiting for this ultra-creepy perv in the rafters above the horses’ stall the third time? Totally sick. OMG.
Gives a literal meaning to the well-known phrase that ends “..and the horse you rode in on.”
Just wait until the camel he cheated on with the horse finds out about it.
Thesre people are sick,
Yeah! As the song went”Don’t make love in a buggy because horses carry taikls.” And pigs squeal. What is a poor muslim boy to do?
Sometimes they reverse roles...
Wait for the commercial to play first. Fuuuuunny!
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/758988/man_and_donkey/
Is this where Barney Frank went on his honeymoon?