Posted on 07/21/2012 9:05:22 PM PDT by Impala64ssa
Maybe he was pretending to be Matthew Broderick...
Neigh means neigh
ROTLMFAO !
> A horse is a horse of course of course and you shouldn’t have intercourse with a horse...
Now I suppose you will tell us that there is a NAMBLA chapter in Spain. (North African Mare Boy Love Association)
Probably, just like his real wife, she was a nag.
Deported to where? Johns-Hopkins?
I met an engineer who was involved in the construction of the runways at Wheelus AFB, Tripoli, Libya. The day he left to return to CONUS he was looking out the window of the AC as it took off. He observed an Arab servicing a Donkey. The Arab obviously thought that he was hiden from view in the large drainage structure that ran under the runway. You can’t make this stuff folks!
Dongola
Schwarzwälder Fuchs
Farmer: I just told him to quit horsing around.
I could just be me, but reading that headline gave me a few seconds of hilarity as I tried to decipher it before reading! For a second I thought “The illegal is trying to have sex with his own face? And the horse destroyed it?”
I have always wondered if I had a reading disability at some point, sometimes I see signs or magazines, and my mind reads the words, but a completely different thing forms in my head for a second before my brain straightens it out and reads it correctly. Sometimes with really funny results. My wife of course, just rolls her eyes at me when I read something very straightforward and chuckle for a moment...
I’ve seen my big fiesian stud take both feet to the chest from our mares that would kill a man! That’s brutal.
Had to finish it...
5.56mm
Sorry that is friesian with an “r”...
5.56mm
He got his face kicked? WTF was he doing? Never mind.
LOL
Speaking of beastiality...so one time when my son was around 7, he needed a dog picture for a fundraiser he was doing with his classroom. His assigment was making the flyer for the animal shelter.
So, I quickly googled for doberman pincher pic since that was one of the dogs he liked at the animal shelter. I was right there when he clicked on the first option and up popped...a naked woman having sex with a dog. I thought I would die of a heart attack right then and there.
That horse could teach some people in the current administration a thing or two about what it means to have “horse sense”.
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