As usual, your satire is right on. As far as I know, the Dems managed to find a dozen or so nuns at a convent in Ohio that were off the grid. That was it. All others in this country either have the means to get ID, or have ID. The idea that some 80 year old inner city black grandmother is off the grid is INSANE. She’ll either need ID to access Medicare (or even see a doctor), or she’ll need ID to access Social Security (or Medicaid, or welfare).
The argument is a non-starter for rational people.
It’s true this was snagged from a satire site but the serious side is this http://www.opencongress.org/bill/112-h3316/show