I hope you don’t mind me posting the Weiner song I found for all of the Weiner joke threads. I was too shy too post it before, but it seems so fitting.
Bo Carter - Please Warm My Weiner
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW0M2zEx-7g
I got something to tell you baby, don’t get mad this time
if you want my weiner you’ll give me yous all up in my mind
Baby, please warm my weiner
Oh! Warm my weiner
Wont you just warm my weiner cause he really don’t feel right cold
Now listen hear sweet baby I aint no lying man
if you warm my weiner one time you’ll wanna warm him again
Baby, please warm my weiner
Oh! warm my weiner
Wont you just warm my weiner
cause he really don’t feel right cold
Said Some said it takes hot water, baby cant you see
but your heat baby is plenty warm enough for me
Baby, please warm my weiner
Oh! Warm my weiner
Wont you just warm my weiner
cause he really don’t feel right cold
Oh baby! Please warm my weiner
Now listen hear sweet baby it aint no prank (?)
I’m begging you baby, now just give your daddy one break
Baby, please warm my weiner
Oh! Warm my weiner
Wont you just warm my weiner
cause he really don’t feel right cold
Now listen hear sweet baby, you know that time is growning old
I don’t want you to warm half of my weiner, I want you to warm him all
Baby, please warm my weiner
Oh! Warm my weiner
Wont you just warm my weiner
cause he really don’t feel right cold.
That is hilarious. You should have posted that before, it’s great.