DUmmie FUnnies 06-07-11 ("I spent much of today defending Congressman Weiner")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 7, 2011 | DUmmie MineralMan, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[JRios1968]

20?

[Charles Henrickson]

I like what he does in Congress.

I think when you're talking about THAT, benburch, you should lower-case the "C": "I like what he does in congress. . . ."

I like his positions.

I bet you do.

I like what he stands for.

He's into that kinky stuff, eh?

[muawiyah]

This the same guy who was so easily entrapped by simply posting that you could appreciate his position since you, yourself, believed that Nixon was innocent until he framed himself!

He never once indicated that he understood the humor in that.

[bcsco]

The irony of their problem with Breitbart’s legitimacy is immense. Breitbart was always a legitimate source. Wiener didn legitimatize him, he merely admitted to his credentials.

But it goes further. No matter how Breitbart is now perceived by the public, these idiots will never give him credence for anything he does. He’s the enemy, and that alone is what counts.

[GeronL]

lol.

It just keeps on giving. lol

[Charles Henrickson]

For me, Weiner is a dick.

Is that all he is to you, ben?

[Charles Henrickson]

He can not longer count on me to defend him.

"Tony, DUmmie MineralMan says he is OUT! He's serious, I'm afraid."

"Oh, no! Not MineralMan! What am I going to do NOW?? . . . By the way, has Pitt said anything yet?"

[pogo101]

What will the Weinergate book be called? Ideas?

SEXUAL CONGRESS (if it also includes Eric Massa’s tickling, the shirtless guy, etc., etc.)

CONGRESSIONAL MEMBER

etc.

[Argus]

I work with a majority of conservatives

You lucky DU dog.

[eddie willers]

Breitbart was always a legitimate source.

I liked how he challenged the reporters (during his warm-up act at Weiner's mea culpa) and said something like, "OK....tell me one single lie I have published."

Tap....tap...tap.....

(look at watch)

{{{crikets}}}

[TexasNative2000]

I like his positions.

Wow - you had pics sent to you as well?

[jonascord]

I guess it's a good thing I never wanted to be a congressman.
I'm just not imaginative enough to think of sending pics of my genitals to strange women...
I'm too prep, I suppose.

[hsalaw]

Although in truth, I don't think he lied, although he had something to hide that Intelligence entrapped him into, or went after him for doing.

WTF (and I don't mean "win the future")? DUmmies spend their entire life online and can't even compose an intelligible sentence.

[Charles Henrickson]

Why do guys do this? Randi Rhodes said it last night on her show: Because by nature, men are wired to spread their seed. . . . She said she actually celebrates that type of male behavior.

[Charles Henrickson]

What will the Weinergate book be called?

The Battle of the Bulge.

[Charles Henrickson]

What will the Weinergate book be called?

Twitterpated: The Anthony Weiner Story.

[RikaStrom]

MineralMan used to post here on FR too.

I thought I recognized that name! Now it makes sense.

I had great fun at work today pointing out the discrepancy between a shirtless GOP and a uhm... turgid DEM. And which one of them resigned.

They didn't appreciate that one .. heh.. little bit.

[Charles Henrickson]

What will the Weinergate book be called?

I don't know, but I think it'll only be a short story.

[Charles Henrickson]

What will the Weinergate book be called?

Stiffboated: The Rise and Fall of Anthony Weiner.

[PJ-Comix]

The Rise and Fall of A. Weiner.