It has been rather cold in Wino country.
We have been asked to provide high end coats, blankets and a good bottle of Cab or Merlot to help the less fortunate get through the frigid nights.
Some of the less fortunate became wino snobs before the melt down and often will refuse a bottle of Cab or Merlot unless it retails for over $50/bottle. It is rumored some come down from their underwater McMansions, which haven’t had a mortgage payment for years to ask donations of good wine and full course dinners from the 5* restaurants invading the county.
So, they sadly huddle with their Postcard, Jet Set, Hell is for Heroes, and Napapirji, Phenix and Karbon skiwear, wear, Coach purses, Coach bags or totes waiting for a free high end Red Wine. They still proudly wear their Rolexes and refuse to sell them because of the ego damage that would do to their pride.
The final insult is having to park their luxury Euro cars in public parking lots and walk to the restaurants, since the Valet parkers refuse to do any more charity parking for them.
To make it easier to donate to them, they now take American Express Gold Gift Cards.
ROFL!