Imagine my surprise that this thread is still going. Really? yah... really. Dang.
Well I got news for y'all:
I didn't want to talk about this publicly, but I feel driven to do so. I was abducted by aliens years ago and they imparted to me their grand plan. They only let me go if I agreed to be their agent here on Earth. They made me a member of the Trilateral Commission, the Council on Foreign Relations, and the Bilderburgers. They've authorized me to release this statement:
געדענקט צו טרינקען דיין אָוואַלטינע.
Outstanding, Ramius, but you forgot the tinfoil hat warning. Also, to stay away from windows.