Spiegel Online: Oceans will soon Boil!

Spiegel Online International ^ | 11/17/2009 | Christian Schwagerl

[Duke C.]

"If the rest of the world were to follow the US example in their approach to fossil fuels, the oceans would not only heat up, but would probably soon begin to boil."

[Kenny Bunk]

Quiet Duker!

Have you seen the price of bottom paint lately? A boiling ocean would be murder on barnacles and other foul hull growth. I can't wait. In fact, I have recommended to Sperry that they begin putting out a line of asbestos-soled topsiders!

Pre-cooked tuna, lobsters to go ... o baby!

[Tenacious 1]

Think of all the energy we could harness from boiling oceans, not to mention all the fresh and sterile water we could get for very low cost.

[MortMan]

Dance and the World Dances With You!

Limp and you're on your own!

[Daralundy]

Well I think there was one report that had the earth tipping over on its side. (Really truly)

[Billthedrill]

Hmm...free energy to run my air conditioner and beer refrigerator with. I don’t see a downside here.

[353FMG]

Heil Spiegel!

[353FMG]

“...trying to get those bucks out of the US taxpayers.”

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Only if American “leadership” complies.

[6SJ7]

Boiling oceans?! Then it's crab boil time!

[SonOfDarkSkies]

Oceans will soon Boil!

Then electric utilities can switch back to steam power!

[my_pointy_head_is_sharp]

These people are BRAINWASHED!!!

[Tenacious 1]

Just the other day...a news story about how Hawaii’s pristine white sandy beaches are disappearing at an ‘alarming rate’ because due to ‘global warming’ the oceans are rising.

This is precious. The entire Island chain of Hawaii explains Hawaii's future. Plate Techtonics, some ocean currents, wind mixed with some tropical weather......The Ocean mountain range that is Hawaii is but a temporary condition for each of it's current land masses.

Curious? Did they also blame the several square miles of new land that has been added to the big island on global warming or is that just the volcanoe that continues to add acreage?

[sniper63]

"cracking crap"

HUH?

[chris37]

Great! Can’t wait! Somebody wake me when it happens pls...

[dead]

The claim that Al Gore is a scientist is right up there with it.

Last week's Newsweek cover labeled Al Gore "The Thinking Man's Thinking Man" in an "emporer's new clothes" bid to imply that only the stupid can't see his genius.

He gave a speech in the middle east last month were he predicted a 27 meter rise in the ocean, with a resulting 6 billion people displaced.

I guess I must not be a thinking man, because I think Al's a buffoon.

[Gator113]

Maybe that too, beer does that to me..... but I meant crab. LOL

[a fool in paradise]

I say to this hysteria that if the oceans truly start to boil, I’ll cook spaghetti noodles in them.

When life gives you boiling oceans, make spaghetti.

[a fool in paradise]

OH NOES!!!

[a fool in paradise]

He gave a speech in the middle east last month were he predicted a 27 meter rise in the ocean, with a resulting 6 billion people displaced.

Women and children will be most affected.

PSBS, there are only 6 billion people in the world.

[a fool in paradise]

Is that halal?

[a fool in paradise]

Well I think there was one report that had the earth tipping over on its side. (Really truly)

Well at least with this rise is water levels, we don't have to worry about our oceans draining off the edge of the world anymore.