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DUmmie FUnnies 08-24-08 (DUmmies To Hillary Supporters: DROP DEAD!!!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 24, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 08/24/2008 6:25:19 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

So now that Barack Obama has picked Joe Biden as his running mate, Hillary's supporters are mad, VERY mad. Not only was Hillary not picked she wasn't even considered in the first place. Obama is so politically clueless that he didn't even go through the motions of pretending to consider her for the Veep spot. On top of that Obama has done almost nothing to help retire Hillary's campaign debt. So now that Hillary's supporters are expressing their outrage, the DUmmies are telling them to DROP DEAD as you can see in this THREAD. So much for party unity at the Democrat convention. Of course, Hillary might have a big surprise in store for them as you see in the graphic above. Hee! Hee! So let us now watch the DUmmies cast party unity aside in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, with several more pizzas in the freezer for this week's Democrat convention, is in the [barackets]:

CNN Politcal Ticker-Clinton Loyalists Outraged-"If you think we were mad before..."

[...just wait until Hillary pulls Lucy's football away at the convention.]

Here's the whole article from CNN.com:

Some in Clinton's inner-circle are outraged.
(CNN) — Evan as Hillary Clinton praised the newly-minted Democratic presidential ticket Saturday, some in her circle are furious Barack Obama did not appear to give the New York Democrat serious consideration for the No. 2 spot, or even ask for her consultation on the matter.

[At least they notified her of the ultimate choice via text message at 3 AM.]

"Set aside that Obama said she'd be on anybody's short list, set aside anybody's feelings on whether she was deliberately snubbed and the pros and cons of whether it should be her," a former Clinton strategist told CNN's Candy Crowley. "Focus on the politics of it and you have about a quarter of Clinton loyalists still not joining the caravan…for God's sake, not to even make a show of taking her seriously is flatly stupid."

[Having your political career handed to you on a silver platter in Chicago makes you overlook certain necessities like pretending to take opponents seriously.]

A top Clinton advisor also told CNN they were "outraged," over how the process was conducted.

"You can't put Eric Holder and Carolyn Kennedy on an hour plane ride to Chappaqua just to check the box? They should have done it just for the optics," this person said. "Barack never even said to her, 'Here's how I envision the job'– not one discussion with her about ."

[They couldn't be bothered to even go through the motions.]

"They thought her supporters were mad before? They are really mad now," this person also said. We knew it was never going to happen but you would have thought they might at least make a show of it."

[Start inflating Lucy's football.]

Former Clinton strategist Paul Begala echoed similar frustrations on CNN Friday night.

"I think there are a lot of Hillary voters who are going to say, 'Hey, wait a minute, man You said you were going to put her on the short list. You know, you didn't even vet her. You didn't call her. You didn't seek her advice,'" Begala said. "By the way, he didn't seek President Clinton's advice either. He's actually the guy who I think picked the best vice president in American history. You would think maybe you would sort of check in with him."

[Fury of the Forehead.]

Meanwhile, two sources familiar with Obama's VP search tell CNN's Roland Martin Clinton was very much under consideration, and it's wrong for anyone to suggest that she wasn't.

[Sure, sure. And now on to the DUmmies telling a large part of the Democrats to DROP DEAD!]

Who. F*cking. Cares?

[DROP DEAD!!!]

I agree. Frankly I am tired of their crap. The choices are Obama and mccain

[Better wait until Barack's coronation. In the meantime, there Hillary is holding onto Lucy's football. Hee! Hee!]

All I can say is: LISTEN UP ASSHOLES - SHUT THE F*CK UP UNLESS YOU HAVE SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE TO SAY. Jesus H. Christ, this is getting ridiculous. You f*cking LOST already - get over it. Goddamn, I've never seen a sorrier group of sore losers.

[Is that you, David Axelrod?]

If we win, we will be set on the right track. However, if we lose, then there will be a lot of hard times to follow, and people will pay for the consequences of their actions

[Looking forward to a Democrat purge in November.]

Why won't they grow up? Did they never learn the concept of sportsmanship? This is outrageous!

[This is FUnnie!]

You're either loyal to the party or you're not. If your loyalty lies with one individual instead of the party, then f*ck off, we'll replace you with someone who cares more about America's future than your candidate's future.

[No Kumbaya singing for this DUmmie.]

i always figured PUMAS were just a bunch of republican shit stirrers

[You mean Perry Logan is really a Republican?]

These people are sorry, bitter little losers who continue to make their favorite Senator look really bad. They've done their damdest to ruin every victory and celebratory moement since the primaries ended, but they can't ruin this one. People are sick of them, and no one gives a shit about them anymore.

[Lucy promises not to ruin your party by pulling away the football.]

It's always about Hillary -- and THAT is the problem.

[And she is the one holding the football at the convention.]

F*ck those clowns, hope on board or be irrelevant... Their sense of entitlement is amazing... They need to wake up quick or risk becoming completely irrelevant forever...

[Guess who's holding the football? Hee! Hee!]

Well, boo-f*cking-hoo. Think I'll send 'em a case of Kleenix.

[Think I'll send you a case of Freudenschade champagne.]

F*ck them and the old gray mare they rode in on.

[Joe Biden rode in on his old gray fake hair.]

We need to quit criticizing Clinton supporters.

[Too late.]


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To: PJ-Comix
hope (I'm assuming that this is 'Hop' -ed) on board or be irrelevant...

Hop on board or be irrelevant.... They being enitrely too closeminded. The DUmmies could very easily wind up as both!

61 posted on 08/24/2008 12:13:00 PM PDT by wbill
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To: PJ-Comix
He's actually the guy who I think picked the best vice president in American history.

Well, Paul -- as Reagan reminded your boss at the convention in 1992 -- he knew Thomas Jefferson. Thomas Jefferson was a friend of his, and Paul, I can speak confidently for Ronaldus Magnus when I tell you: Al Gore was no Thomas Jefferson.

62 posted on 08/24/2008 12:25:34 PM PDT by FredZarguna (And Bill Clinton was no John Adams. An Aaron Burr, maybe, but not John Adams.)
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Ah, it wouldn’t be DUmmieland without a splash of the F word throughout the posts.


63 posted on 08/24/2008 1:05:24 PM PDT by Pinkbell (”This guy is a jerk, an arrogant jerk. A Jerk Messiah.” - Rush talking about Obama)
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To: PJ-Comix
Breaking on Drudge right now:

Hillary was fashion consultant for Biden Choice

AP -- In a stinging rebuke to Paul "The Forehead" Begala and other Clinton loyalists, Barack Obama maintains that Hillary! not only was consulted on his choice of Delaware Senator Joe Biden, but will become an integral part of the JoeBOB (Joe Biden - Barack Obama) team.

"Hillary! has been our fashion consultant throughout this process, and Hillary! will continue to select Mr. Biden's outfits for the rest of this campaign," the candidate said in his usual stentorian tones as he read from a nearby cue-card. Mr. Obama did not answer questions, and laughed off a reporter's suggestion that some of the outfits were second-hand, and might be "stained." "I think that's highly unlikely," he ad-libbed as read from the teleprompter.

Below: Mr. Biden models two of Hillary! 's newest creations.

It remains to be seen whether Hillary!'s role as a fashion consultant will heal party divisions in time for the Democratic Convention, which opens this week.

64 posted on 08/24/2008 1:11:12 PM PDT by FredZarguna (And Bill Clinton was no John Adams. An Aaron Burr, maybe, but not John Adams.)
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So much for party unity. . . .

PUMA!

65 posted on 08/24/2008 3:37:13 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (PUMA!)
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66 posted on 08/24/2008 3:41:23 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (PUMA!)
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Clinton Loyalists Outraged-"If you think we were mad before..."

HILLARY HARRIDANS TO HOLD MILLION MAD MENOPAUSAL MOONBAT MARCH ON DENVER

67 posted on 08/24/2008 3:46:03 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (PUMA!)
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"They thought her supporters were mad before? They are really mad now,"

"WE'RE FIERCE! WE'RE FEMINIST! WE'RE IN YOUR FACE!"

68 posted on 08/24/2008 4:02:01 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (PUMA!)
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LISTEN UP ASSHOLES - SHUT THE F*CK UP UNLESS YOU HAVE SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE TO SAY. Jesus H. Christ, this is getting ridiculous. You f*cking LOST already - get over it. Goddamn, I've never seen a sorrier group of sore losers.

Dale Carnegie checks in.

69 posted on 08/24/2008 4:06:34 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (PUMA!)
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Goddamn, I've never seen a sorrier group of sore losers.

Just wait till November.

70 posted on 08/24/2008 4:07:45 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (PUMA!)
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if we lose, then there will be a lot of hard times to follow, and people will pay for the consequences of their actions. . . .

The circular firing squad!

71 posted on 08/24/2008 4:09:31 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (PUMA!)
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To: PJ-Comix
These people are sorry, bitter little losers. . . .

Bitter, clinging to the hem of Hillary's pantsuit.

73 posted on 08/24/2008 4:15:38 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (PUMA!)
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To: PJ-Comix; mikrofon
F*ck those clowns, hope on board or be irrelevant. . . .


74 posted on 08/24/2008 4:20:17 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (PUMA!)
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Well, boo-f*cking-hoo. Think I'll send 'em a case of Kleenix.

Stick to the tissues.

75 posted on 08/24/2008 4:22:03 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (PUMA!)
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F*ck them and the old gray mare they rode in on.

Benburch's fervent dream.

76 posted on 08/24/2008 4:23:23 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (PUMA!)
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