[Dane]

And how is this for one "Crazy Train".

Chapman(Dog) and Ozzy Osbourne may team up.

93X Rock NewsSeptember 26, 2006 OZZY TO GO BOUNTY HUNTING?Syndicated columnists Marilyn Beck and Stacy Jenel Smith have issued the following report via NationalLedger.com:If anybody could get criminals to listen, it would be Ozzy Osbourne, claims Duane "Dog" Chapman. With the fourth season of his reality show, "Dog the Bounty Hunter", already in production, Dog says he'd like to see the famous musician accompany him on his next bounty hunt."We're doing a celebrity ride along very soon. He wrote our theme song so he's one of the people we're thinking about," says Dog about Osbourne. However, no final decisions have been made. "I'd love to have Ozzy and Sharon there, but we've got several names. I want to take a girl, too." As for why he wants to have a celebrity with him? "I'm not doing it for the ratings, believe me," he claims. "I want to have a guy with me when I arrest somebody so I can tell them, "Listen, the day that you meet Ozzy Osbourne, you can change your life and quit doing that stuff.' If they meet someone famous like that, then maybe that will help them out.

Like I stated a real "Crazy Train", with Dog(real men wear cornrows)

Rita Cosby

Ozzy Osbourne

and Tom Tancredo

[investigateworld]

Hey thanks Dane!

[Lunatic Fringe]

I think it is ridiculous that America is about to be extradite "Dog" Chapman to Mexico, when there are drug dealers and murderers wanted in America being protected by the Mexican government.

Dog is a hero. He catches bad guys.

[indcons]

Knowing your views on the topic of illegal immigration, I thought you got hold of some satire targeting Tom Tancredo. Well, this one seems to be legit :)

In any case, the National Ledger seems to be a bit more serious in its news coverage than the Weekly World News.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

This is tripe.

You believe this from Rita Crosby? From her blog no less?

Unlike you, Tancredo doesn't engage in celebrity gossip.

[CWOJackson]

I'll be sure to write them tomorrow...right after I write demanding a "Hemorrhoid Suffers Bill of Rights".

Yo, Tom...don't you think Congress might have a few more pressing issues at the moment?

[Moose4]

Fine. We'll give them Dog if they take back a couple million of their citizens that are up here illegally.

Actually, we should just let his wife go down there and they'll spring Dog immediately. That's one scary woman.

}:-)4

[joem15]

Maybe the dog should have laid down and STFU. Instead he went on National TV with his moronic attempts to be Mr. Cool with Ear Rings, Arm Bands, Head Bands, Feathers and a very fat wife stuffed into a very small skirt/top. He made big bucks and now he is going to have to deposit it into a Mexican bank account, if they have their way. That is what I think of "The Dog".

On the other hand, should we send someone to Mexico for a trumped up violation while Mexico will not send known murderers to the US because we have the death penalty? I don't think so.

[jmc813]

Welcome back from your suspension. How 'bout dem Steelers?

[jmc813]

Welcome back from your suspension. How 'bout dem Steelers?

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

Ahh Dane, back from suspension. Since you couldn't post on FR, I'm sure your local newspaper editor came to know and love you.