Lutheran Service Book:
Actually one of the Robert Service poems could be used in a Sunday service. It was about some guy at St. Pete's Gate who was a real scoundrel. Everything in his record from his worldly life said he needed to go on the Down Escalator. HOWEVER, the Gatekeeper also noted that the scoundrel was very kind to a dog he had found and for that he got the ride on the Up Escalator. I think there was more to it than that but am working only from vague memory.