I hope a massive meteor slams into Earth while I sleep tonight.
JFK jr. He was going to come out of the closet and run for the senate as a REPUBLICAN. Hillary wanted it and bumped him off.
That’s a bit nonspecific, don’t you think? How about something like “I hope a 500m spherical meteor slams into Berkeley, CA at 80,000 km/hr perpendicular to the Earth’s surface”. I could get behind that.