Posted on 08/25/2020 9:08:49 PM PDT by nickcarraway
'The Black Unicorn Tiffany Haddish is at it again and this time around, she is telling all women to stop having sex until social justice is served. The Girls Trip star was on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon where she spoke about almost everything, from social issues to TikTok challenges.
The world is seeking an end to institutional racism and police brutality and as such, there has been a whirlwind of demonstrations all over the globe, especially in the U.S. Haddish is of the belief that for the world to see real change, women must deny men sex.
Her hypothesis is, most men are in positions that can make the necessary change the world is demanding, so if all women joined forces to deny them sex, the sexual frustration will make them give in to the demands of social justice.
This insightful idea came up when the shows host, Jimmy Fallon, asked the comedian if the recent Black Lives Matter protests have altered her stand-up routine.
Definitely. People are always asking me, Tiffany, what can we do? What can we do to make changes?
What Ive incorporated in my comedy is something that I think that would work, that would change the systemic racism, the injustices that we all suffer. I think the key to it is: All women, just stop having sex. Everyone, just close their legs. Just shut it down.
The actress who recently confirmed she is dating rapper Common cracked Fallon up with her statement. She added that this technique has happened in history before and If every woman just said, Thats it. Im closing my legs until justice is served, until there is change, then things will be great.
There are always those people who are opposed to social reforms, be it for the greater good of the people or not and they have been labeled as the Karens of our time.
Haddish jokingly threw a jab at the Karens, saying even they will have to give in to her proposition at a point because they will have to pick up all this sex that other women no longer want to do.
Karens are going to be like, Look, I know I was talking crazy a few months ago, but I cannot handle all this sex that I gotta do because everybody shut their legs. So, please, please register to vote. Please, lets make some change.
The Black Mitzvah star also shared with the world her dramatic shave which was done on Instagram live roughly a month ago.
She explained her new look to Fallon, saying that it was the only part of her body she barely knew, and in the spirit of finding thyself as most religions preached, she needed to discover all of her self without the hair.
I wanted to know what I look like from my head to toe. Like, who am I from head to toe? Every religion talks about knowing thyself. And I know where all my moles are except for the ones that were on my head.
And now I know that I have two moles on my head. And its a little wrinkly in the back. And when its all the way gone, its very smooth. My head kind of feels like a penis, and thats kind of nice.
My head kind of feels like a penis, and thats kind of nice.
Stupid...
I’m not gonna crack.
Like I said, want to be here for elections.
Yes, but that woman will be a systemic racist.
She’s dating a rapper too?
Say, how will that “no sex” regime go down with this rapper?
Them rappers are not known for their abstinence or fidelity to any woman. Even in the best of times.
The idea that there might be a world outside of “instant gratification” must be alien to her.
She’s saying that because the men she knows, liberals, only care about sex. Consequently, she thinks that all men care about sex enough to overturn the world just for some nookie.
To which I say, more time for hobbies. Woo hoo!
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That would improve society greatly.
Which was probably illegitimate anyways. You can't impose Unicorn status on yourself or just self-identify as a Unicorn.
My favorite rapper was the one that sang this during audition for American Idol... “Pants on da groun, Pants on da groun, actin like a foo wid yer pants on da groun!!!”
Bill Cosby?
LIke all leftists.. she believes that others should do as she says, but it does not apply to her
File under, “you can’t make this shit up!”
At least the STD rate will decline for a few weeks.
Viva Las Vegas!
OK, I give up! We’ll stop Affirmative Action now.
Wait! There’s no mole!
Not interested in her politics in the moment.
anyway, I probably hate her too...
I know because I worked in one of those prisons for a short time as a CO and it sucked!!!
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