Posted on 08/02/2020 6:39:34 AM PDT by PilotDave
"Help Asheville Bears" (HAB) is offering a $5,000 reward for anyone who can find out who put a 'Trump 2020' sticker on the bear’s collar.
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And if it was a Biden/??? 2020 Sticker?
To me the better question is why did the bear have a collar?
“..And if it was a Biden/??? 2020 Sticker?...”
It would probably been stuck on the bear’s arse instead of it’s collar.
They would have bear-ely noticed.
And bolts in it’s ears. Of course it is Asheville, bear may just be copying the locals..
It was me! Where do I go to collect the reward?!
And who defaced the bear by putting the collar on in the first place,
10:1 odds liberal
The sticker was safely stored in a pic-a-nic basket when Yogi stuck his snout in there.
I’m pretty impressed with the “good old boy” that was able to slap a sticker on a bears collar and live to tell about it.
So if I were the sticker person they’ll pay me 5 grand? Awesome. I can place stickers for that price. I’ll even buy the stickers.
If they are so offended, go peel it off. he he he.
Did they even bother to ask the bear?
Specist.
Everyone knows that “The Bear did not sticker himself!”
I believe the collar is a wildlife tracking dnr thing. However, I’ll bet the bear put the sticker on the collar himself.
If you go to the actual article and watch the video, it’s quite amusing. I went to the Help Asheville Bears website and sent in a tip, telling them that the perpetrator was 4 1/2 feet tall, weighing about 400 lbs, black, and very hairy.
I am offering a reward of $5000 to give to the person who put the Trump sticker on the bear.
“I’m pretty impressed with the “good old boy” that was able to slap a sticker on a bears collar and live to tell about it.”
Hey Cooter, hold my beer...
I’d give a few bucks just to hear the story of how it got there.
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