FALSE: Jeff Foxworthy — 'You May Be a Muslim'

http://www.snopes.com ^ | 3/19/17 | Staff

[Rabin]

Jeff Foxworthy follow on ..

1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the use of liquor, You may be a Muslim. 2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but can’t afford shoes, You may be a Muslim. 3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim. 4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim. 5. If you think vests come in two styles, Bullet-proof and suicide, You may be a Muslim. 6. If you can’t think of anyone that you haven’t declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim. 7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim. 8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim. 9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, then you, too, may be a Muslim. 10. If you find this really offensive and do not forward it, you may be a part of the problem here in America - but if you delete in rsge, you are most likely a MusRad or just a pc snvvit whiner.

[drpix]

Posting just the jokes, without the link would have been better.

Why give clicks to a false "fact-check" site, that is no more than a crooked mouthpiece for the lying left?

[Surrounded_too]

They want to chop Zuckerberg’s head off some day. He’s another ostrich.