Posted on 03/20/2017 10:04:45 PM PDT by Rabin
Jeff Foxworthy follow on ..
1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the use of liquor, You may be a Muslim. 2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but cant afford shoes, You may be a Muslim. 3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim. 4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim. 5. If you think vests come in two styles, Bullet-proof and suicide, You may be a Muslim. 6. If you cant think of anyone that you havent declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim. 7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim. 8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim. 9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, then you, too, may be a Muslim. 10. If you find this really offensive and do not forward it, you may be a part of the problem here in America - but if you delete in rsge, you are most likely a MusRad or just a pc snvvit whiner.
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Why give clicks to a false "fact-check" site, that is no more than a crooked mouthpiece for the lying left?
They want to chop Zuckerberg’s head off some day. He’s another ostrich.
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