"I don't have any coherent thoughts, so I'll blather for a bit. I hate Trump because he would make fun of my 'Black2basic' moniker. Trump is a clown and he should give his money to me. I'm Black and know what I'm talking about. How did I take so long to figure out how smart I am?"
Rap version of the article...
Trump a chump
his bank account plump
don’t be letting him be on
The President stump
Brothers like me all agree
he be taking our benefits and
putting the hump into our rump...