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Man Cooking Up Ramen In A Speedo Accidentally Shoots Himself In The Nuts With 20 Bottle Rockets
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| 9.25.14
| Chris Illuminati
Posted on 03/14/2015 9:32:06 PM PDT by null and void
Edited on 03/15/2015 4:08:55 PM PDT by Admin Moderator.
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To: onyx
I think that’s Borat...That’s all I know.
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posted on
03/14/2015 11:13:41 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
To: null and void
That’s a headline that you don’t see everyday.
42
posted on
03/14/2015 11:13:57 PM PDT
by
Cincinatus
(Omnia relinquit servare Rempublicam)
To: RichInOC
Who indeed? Next to the stove is where you store leaky propane canisters.
43
posted on
03/14/2015 11:17:18 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Just Friends" - http://youtu.be/rznoQbzlO2s [Warning: NSFW])
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Careful - they might escalate to yoga pants.
44
posted on
03/14/2015 11:19:57 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Just Friends" - http://youtu.be/rznoQbzlO2s [Warning: NSFW])
To: Slings and Arrows
I’m more upset he was in a speedo, not for cooking ramen.
Men shouldn’t wear speedos. Just doesn’t do anything for them.
45
posted on
03/14/2015 11:21:41 PM PDT
by
Gefn
("The world is mud-luscious and puddle wonderful" - e e cummings)
To: Darksheare
Time to call those very specialized South African transplant surgeons.
46
posted on
03/14/2015 11:22:39 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Just Friends" - http://youtu.be/rznoQbzlO2s [Warning: NSFW])
To: null and void
No video? What a waste! He needs to do a recreation.
47
posted on
03/14/2015 11:24:40 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(STONE COLD ZOMBIE SCOURGE)
To: Daffynition
It’s not just a good idea - it’s the law.
48
posted on
03/14/2015 11:25:51 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Just Friends" - http://youtu.be/rznoQbzlO2s [Warning: NSFW])
To: Gefn
But it set off his Crocs so nicely!
49
posted on
03/14/2015 11:28:54 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Just Friends" - http://youtu.be/rznoQbzlO2s [Warning: NSFW])
To: null and void
Man Cooking Up Ramen In A Speedo Accidentally Shoots Himself In The Nuts With 20 Bottle Rockets
AND... the man is no longer NUTS..
50
posted on
03/14/2015 11:40:51 PM PDT
by
hosepipe
(" This propaganda has been edited (specifically) to include some fully orbed hyperbole.. ")
To: null and void
Would this be a...Crotch rocket?
51
posted on
03/15/2015 12:03:59 AM PDT
by
BigCinBigD
(...Was that okay?)
To: Jet Jaguar
I did this in college. A lot of people did this in college... they just don't remember it.
52
posted on
03/15/2015 1:19:12 AM PDT
by
Talisker
(One who commands, must obey.)
To: Slings and Arrows
53
posted on
03/15/2015 2:29:34 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
To: null and void
Damn! I hate when that happens!
54
posted on
03/15/2015 3:24:02 AM PDT
by
Hugin
("Do yourself a favor--first thing, get a firearm!")
To: null and void
Nut Nukes Noodles nicks nards
55
posted on
03/15/2015 3:35:26 AM PDT
by
Cowman
(How can the IRS seize property without a warrant if the 4th amendment still stands?)
56
posted on
03/15/2015 4:09:16 AM PDT
by
RandallFlagg
(Hobo: "I think you're gonna need a lot of dump trucks.")
To: null and void
57
posted on
03/15/2015 4:57:13 AM PDT
by
njslim
To: null and void
Has anyone made the obligatory “going off half cocked” comment yet?
58
posted on
03/15/2015 5:04:52 AM PDT
by
verga
(I might as well be playing chess with pigeons,.)
To: martin_fierro
Please add me to the MGP list please.
(Another phrase I thought I would never say.)
59
posted on
03/15/2015 5:07:04 AM PDT
by
verga
(I might as well be playing chess with pigeons,.)
To: null and void
I am guessing the translation was, “Rooooooowwwwwwwww!!!!!”
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