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Man Cooking Up Ramen In A Speedo Accidentally Shoots Himself In The Nuts With 20 Bottle Rockets
Brobible ^ | 9.25.14 | Chris Illuminati

Posted on 03/14/2015 9:32:06 PM PDT by null and void

Edited on 03/15/2015 4:08:55 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

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To: onyx

I think that’s Borat...That’s all I know.


41 posted on 03/14/2015 11:13:41 PM PDT by Daffynition ("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
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To: null and void

That’s a headline that you don’t see everyday.


42 posted on 03/14/2015 11:13:57 PM PDT by Cincinatus (Omnia relinquit servare Rempublicam)
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To: RichInOC

Who indeed? Next to the stove is where you store leaky propane canisters.


43 posted on 03/14/2015 11:17:18 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Just Friends" - http://youtu.be/rznoQbzlO2s [Warning: NSFW])
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Careful - they might escalate to yoga pants.


44 posted on 03/14/2015 11:19:57 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Just Friends" - http://youtu.be/rznoQbzlO2s [Warning: NSFW])
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To: Slings and Arrows

I’m more upset he was in a speedo, not for cooking ramen.

Men shouldn’t wear speedos. Just doesn’t do anything for them.


45 posted on 03/14/2015 11:21:41 PM PDT by Gefn ("The world is mud-luscious and puddle wonderful" - e e cummings)
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To: Darksheare

Time to call those very specialized South African transplant surgeons.


46 posted on 03/14/2015 11:22:39 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Just Friends" - http://youtu.be/rznoQbzlO2s [Warning: NSFW])
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To: null and void

No video? What a waste! He needs to do a recreation.


47 posted on 03/14/2015 11:24:40 PM PDT by TigersEye (STONE COLD ZOMBIE SCOURGE)
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To: Daffynition

It’s not just a good idea - it’s the law.


48 posted on 03/14/2015 11:25:51 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Just Friends" - http://youtu.be/rznoQbzlO2s [Warning: NSFW])
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To: Gefn

But it set off his Crocs so nicely!


49 posted on 03/14/2015 11:28:54 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Just Friends" - http://youtu.be/rznoQbzlO2s [Warning: NSFW])
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To: null and void

Man Cooking Up Ramen In A Speedo Accidentally Shoots Himself In The Nuts With 20 Bottle Rockets


AND... the man is no longer NUTS..


50 posted on 03/14/2015 11:40:51 PM PDT by hosepipe (" This propaganda has been edited (specifically) to include some fully orbed hyperbole.. ")
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To: null and void

Would this be a...Crotch rocket?


51 posted on 03/15/2015 12:03:59 AM PDT by BigCinBigD (...Was that okay?)
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To: Jet Jaguar
I did this in college.

A lot of people did this in college... they just don't remember it.

52 posted on 03/15/2015 1:19:12 AM PDT by Talisker (One who commands, must obey.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

53 posted on 03/15/2015 2:29:34 AM PDT by Daffynition ("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
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To: null and void

Damn! I hate when that happens!


54 posted on 03/15/2015 3:24:02 AM PDT by Hugin ("Do yourself a favor--first thing, get a firearm!")
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To: null and void
Nut Nukes Noodles nicks nards
55 posted on 03/15/2015 3:35:26 AM PDT by Cowman (How can the IRS seize property without a warrant if the 4th amendment still stands?)
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Bookmarking


56 posted on 03/15/2015 4:09:16 AM PDT by RandallFlagg (Hobo: "I think you're gonna need a lot of dump trucks.")
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To: null and void

Wang too hot......


57 posted on 03/15/2015 4:57:13 AM PDT by njslim
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To: null and void

Has anyone made the obligatory “going off half cocked” comment yet?


58 posted on 03/15/2015 5:04:52 AM PDT by verga (I might as well be playing chess with pigeons,.)
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To: martin_fierro
Please add me to the MGP list please.

(Another phrase I thought I would never say.)

59 posted on 03/15/2015 5:07:04 AM PDT by verga (I might as well be playing chess with pigeons,.)
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To: null and void

I am guessing the translation was, “Rooooooowwwwwwwww!!!!!”


60 posted on 03/15/2015 5:37:18 AM PDT by Cowgirl of Justice
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