I told my wife about a dream I had, where I kept shooting the bad guy and the bullets just hit his shirt slowly and then dribbled onto the floor.
She quipped “Probably now that you got your concealed carry license your brain is going ‘what good is having a gun if I can’t kill someone’”.
That was many years ago. Now she wants her own pistol for her birthday!
Oh. STILL haven’t shot anyone.
That’s funny, I’ve been armed for 43 years and I haven’t shot anybody either. Maybe we just aren’t listening to our guns! lol