A few weeks before Pride, the Politicos website ran a few brief, odd stories about candidate-Obamas daily schedule, which included driving miles out of the way to head to Signators house for workouts that lasted between 15 and 20 minutes. Politico wrote these articles with winks at readers, wondering what the heck kind of workout lasted 20 minutes and was so important that it required the candidate to head to Signators house whenever in Chicago.
It was beyond strange. Especially if you consider that Obama belonged to the East Bank Club downtown in Chicago, which is a very expensive gym and spa center where Obama spent June 29th playing basketball with guys like Reggie Love then enjoying a long steam and locker room antics before heading to the Southside to get his hair cut. Signator has not turned up since he vanished in June of 2008 and to this day no explanation has ever been given for what the heck he was doing with Obama during those 20-minute workout sessions at his house. Apparently, this picture below is the only known picture of Michael Signator:
The Clintons have Arkanicide.
The Obamas have Rectacide.( Anyone known to have touched the Obama sphincter has been disappeared.)