Ugandan testicle attack wife held

CNN ^ | March 20, 2002 Posted: 6:36 AM EST (1136 GMT)

[RoughDobermann]

KAMPALA, Uganda -- A Ugandan woman bit off her husband's penis and testicles during an argument, police said on Wednesday.

The woman, Annet Minduru, 30, was in police custody in the capital Kampala and could be charged with causing grievous bodily harm, said the officer in charge of the station, Vigilius Okuni.

[RoughDobermann]

Sorry for posting this, but CNN's title was just too darn funny not to share...

[Coleus]

What animals!

[tracer]

What, may I ask, is a "Ugandan testicle attack wife?"

[RoughDobermann]

What, may I ask, is a "Ugandan testicle attack wife?"

Well, it's a (thankfully) rare and dangerous biped that has been known to inhabit certain parts of world. It is equipped with razor-sharp teeth and is capable of exerting up to 2,000 pounds per square inch pressure with its jaws. If encountered, turn around and slowly walkaway, preferably while simultaneously protecting certain body parts...

[Toidylop]

She must've learned from Loreena Bobbit school of domestic violent resolution, African style.

[Savage Beast]

Poor John. I wonder if they were able to sew them back on.

Man! Annet makes Lorena look like a pansy.

Think hard, brothers, before you infuriate the little woman.

[Teacher317]

Maybe it was e e cummings who wrote it...

It was suppsed to read, 'Ugandan: "Testiclw, Attack!" Wife held.' So, obviously, this guy has trained certain parts of his anatomy for home defense, and he was comforting his wife while the intruder had to engage in a duel with his, uh, dangling participles.

Either that, or he gave his guard dog a rather unfortunate moniker.

[Oldeconomybuyer]

...during an argument...

Topic?

[r9etb]

Sorry for posting this, but CNN's title was just too darn funny not to share...

Indeed. No matter how you parse it, it's funny. And with a little punctuation, it's funnier still.

Ugandan testicle attack wife held (Is the attack wife a testicle? Or is the attack wife trained to go for the testicles? Where does one obtain an attack wife?)

Ugandan, testicle attack wife, held

Ugandan testicle attack(s) wife, held

Ugandan testicle attack, wife held (Visual of wife attacking husband with testicles -- whose?)

[Illbay]

All I can say is she musta been ONE BIG MAMA, and he must have been a pipsqueak.

[Revelation 911]

maybe she likes smoked oysters

[Oldeconomybuyer]

TFF!

[Hank Rearden]

Makes me cross my legs just reading about it.

[Deguello]

Must have been an oral attack.

[Steve0113]

What, may I ask, is a "Ugandan testicle attack wife?"

Dunno, but I don't think I want one.

[general_re]

Obviously the headline means to indicate that there are two (unrelated?) things being held here:

Ugandan testicle, attack wife held

Like you, I'm not sure where one goes to obtain or train an attack wife. And I'm not sure why the first "holding" is newsworthy...

[Pistias]

hey, everybody, since this is bound to be a high-draw thread, anyone want to tell me what the deal is with the new forum features, or point me to a thread about them, por favor?

[bray]

Note to self, pants are better than loincloths in certain situations.

[disclaimer]

Her husband said he had beaten her only twice.

Well, there's the problem. That's obviously not enough to keep testicle-biting women under control. Should have been a daily ritual. :-}