I'm 16 years old, I know how to swing dance, I wear pink Converse All-Stars, and I am known as the Southpark Republican among my group of politically active friends.

"Come to me, my darling, and we will covet each other!"

-Sophie.

"Just because you're a republican doesn't mean you get to rain on my parade."

-Alyssa.

"I hate republicans."

-Jared.

"Jared is an idiot."

-Mollie.