They once called apartheid "separate development"; black South Africans were at one stage referred to as "plurals"; the apartheid state's military death squad was called the "Civil Co-operation Bureau". That's weird enough, but then, pre-1994 South Africa was a weird place. But have you ever heard, in the New, post-1994 South Africa nogal, a whites-only town built on the pillars of old-style apartheid being called a "progressive society"? And that on national television, and not even during a comedy show? That's what The Presenter - I can never again refer to him as a reporter or a journalist - called...