I would love to see George Bush put his flight suit back on one more time. It's not that I think he looked so dreamy. No, I just think it would be the perfect outfit for him to reprise Robert Duval's classic role in The Great Santini. And, that way, he could bounce a basketball off the foreheads of, I dunno, Al Franken, Tom Robbins, Paul Krugman, or some similar anti-Bush entertainer. Wouldn't it be great to see him go up to, say, Krugman and start dribbling the ball off his cranium? "What? You gonna cry? [Bounce!] Huh? [Bounce!] Baby?...