The jubjub hole Credit: Media General 1 Credit: Hinkle A. Barton Hinkle By A. Barton Hinkle Published: April 22, 2011 (With apologies to Dr. Seuss.) In the kingdom of Whatsis , on the Island of Ooze, Lived a gaggle of Spendits of two different hues. Each Spendit was feathered, each Spendit was plump, Each walked with a kind of galumpety-lump. They all looked alike, although it is true Some Spendits were Red, and others were Blue.