After making a great play in his team's last game, Pittsburgh Steelers linebacker Joey Porter came to the sidelines and kissed his coach, Bill Cowher, on the neck. Not to be outdone, after catching a pass in his team's last game, Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens came to the sidelines and gently cupped one of coach Bill Parcell's sagging manboobs. It's not coach Parcell's fault. He didn't ask for manboobs. Manboobs happen. Sure, it's a great marketing slogan, but good luck getting grandpa to wear the t-shirt. There are few who are proud enough of their sagging manboobs to...