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Now will the moonbats finally peel the old 2004 Kerry-Edwards bumperstickers off their Volvos? What a shame we won’t have John Forbes “Liveshot” Kerry to kick aroundanymore! From “Do you know who I am?” to “Do you know who I was?,” somewhere, Manny Ortiz weeps. Who will the windsurfing caucus back now? In Green Bay, they’re draping “Lambert Field” in black crepe. What happens tothe “magic hat” he wore during - yes, Christmas in Cambodia? Can he get back to training to run “again” in the Boston Marathon, not to mention hunting that 24-point buck that he claimed he stalked...

Democratic Sen. John Kerry, mulling a second bid for the U.S. presidency, finished dead last in a poll released Monday on the likability of 20 top American political figures. Among those placing ahead of Kerry were about a dozen potential 2008 White House rivals, including Democratic Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton of New York and Republican Sen. John McCain of Arizona. "This is bad, bad news for Kerry," said Peter Brown, assistant director of the Quinnipiac University Polling Institute in Hamden, Connecticut, which conducted the survey. "Americans know who he is, and have pretty much decided they don't like him," said...

The Wreck Of the John F’n KerryThe Wreck Of the Edmund Fitzgerald by Gordon Lightfoot Parody and Copyright by LonePalm The legend lives on from the Kennedys on down Of the island they called ‘Chappaquiddick' The voters it’s said, never vote for the dead When the Polls of November turn gloomy. With baggage galore, some twenty-six hundred votes more Than the John F’n Kerry cast rightly. His candidacy too was a bone to be chewed When the Polls of November came early. This hack was the pride of the Democrat side Sounding like some rich twit from South Boston. As...