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  • Ron Paul Warns of Staged Terror Attack [Nutjob Alert!!!]

    07/14/2007 9:48:41 AM PDT · by TxCopper · 493 replies · 9,465+ views
    The Politico ^ | 7/13/07
    Republican presidential candidate, Rep. Ron Paul, said the country is in "great danger" of the U.S. government staging a terrorist attack or a Gulf of Tonkin style provocation, as the war in Iraq continues to deteriorate. The Texas congressman offered no specifics nor mentioned President Bush by name, but he clearly insinuated that the administration would not be above staging an incident to revive flagging support. During the radio interview, Paul said the government was conducting "an orchestrated effort to blame the Iranians for everything that has gone wrong in Iraq."
  • Don't Call It A Curveball (Japanese Create the "Gyroball, could revolutionize MLB baseball)

    10/23/2006 2:59:06 AM PDT · by ajolympian2004 · 10 replies · 727+ views
    CBS News story ^ | Sunday October 22nd, 2006 | Anthony Mason
    A town baseball field in Farmington, Connecticut may seem about as far away from the major leagues as you can get. But it's been witness to baseball history recently, reports CBS News correspondent Anthony Mason. The key to throwing a gyroball, says sportswriter Will Carroll, is a football-like spiral spin that's easy to learn but hard to master. Minor league pitcher Steve Palazzolo is learning to throw what some claim is the first new pitch in a generation. It's called the "gyroball." True believers claim it's almost un-hittable. "We know that a curveball curves and a slider slides and a...
  • The Official Friday Silliness Thread (Labor Day/Back To School Edition)

    09/01/2006 12:50:57 AM PDT · by sully777 · 271 replies · 6,075+ views
    Barbershop.org ^ | 9-01-06 | Sully777
    It's been a long summer. The workload has increased as the hairline decreased. There is a change in the weather this week that seems to mark the start of autumn. Time to push aside the paperwork, the reports, the bills, and the everyday world of life. Time to start something nutty... Friday Silliness Begins Now Silly Songs: I Love My Lips
  • Drudge Cable News Ratings lists CNN's "BIN LADEN" (2,164,000 viewers)

    08/24/2006 6:15:15 PM PDT · by SteveMcKing · 31 replies · 1,808+ views
    Drudge Report ^ | August 24, 2006
    http://drudgereport.com/ CABLE NEWS RATINGS WED., AUG. 24, 2006 FOXNEWS O'REILLY 2,219,000CNN BIN LADEN 2,164,000 FNC HANNITY/COLMES 1,815,000 FNC GRETA 1,631,000 FNC BRIT HUME 1,329,000 FNC SHEP SMITH 1,302,000 CNN COOPER 1,185,000 CNN LARRY KING 787,000 CNN LOU DOBBS 723,000 CNNHN NANCY GRACE 674,000 CNN BLITZER 613,000 MSNBC OLBERMANN 440,000 MSNBC HARDBALL 385,000 MSNBC SCARBOROUGH 371,000
  • My previous (pulled?) post was Garbage? And this ain't?

    08/20/2006 6:14:22 AM PDT · by flowerplough · 45 replies · 766+ views
    Free Republic: Bloggers and Personal ^ | August 19, 2006 | Huffbollah Posters and PJ-Comix
    I believe, as most of the world, that Hamas and Hezbolla are political organizations rather than terrorist. My name would be on this advertisement if Hamas and Hezbolla were replaced with Israel and United States? [It's obvious the brain in your skull has been replaced by thin air.] Did PeeWee Herman sign it also? [No. He was busy recording his new song: I Touched Me.] ( ... ) I smell a zionist ... and they do smell you know. Its amazing to me that a stateless group philosophically defined in Europe by european colonialism who as a group invade and...
  • Intruder Gains Front Lawn of White House

    04/09/2006 2:43:41 PM PDT · by West Coast Conservative · 30 replies · 1,052+ views
    AP ^ | April 9, 2006 | NEDRA PICKLER
    A screaming intruder made it onto the front lawn of the White House Sunday while President Bush was at home before being apprehended by Secret Service officers. Secret Service spokesman Eric Zahren described the man as "someone who has come to our attention in the past as a fence jumper." The bearded man, wearing blue jeans and a white T-shirt that said "God Bless America," jumped the fence outside the White House and ran across the north lawn while repeatedly yelling, "I am a victim of terrorism!" Members of the Secret Service emergency response team, including one holding a barking...
  • LONG LIVE RED CHINA (Would you like your troll mein with soft or crispy noodles?)

    12/26/2005 2:10:31 PM PST · by the_red_anedote · 6,858 replies · 27,416+ views
    12/26/05 | C.L. Gartman
    <p>China will never go down, and don't think you can banish communism. Because the people won't let it. They know they are the last standing, they are the only ones left. America is in a decline while China's climaxing, America will go down. We are just done with our prime, if anything, we were going into a depression since 1992 (and don't say you don't know that year). Communism is the American's medias' worst nightmare, because of censorship. I hope we all have to read one newspaper and wipe my ass with one brand of tiolet paper. I hope we all die for our next generations to wear the red armband. We deserved 9/11, and they enjoyed it. You probably hate me now, I know, you just still think like its 1945, well too bad its 2005. We only stand to fall.</p>
  • Former Canadian Minister Of Defence ... On Relations With Alien "ET" Civilizations

    11/25/2005 7:01:34 AM PST · by SubMareener · 83 replies · 1,999+ views
    PRWEB Via Yahoo! News ^ | Thu Nov 24, 7:00 AM ET | PRWEB
    A former Canadian Minister of Defence and Deputy Prime Minister under Pierre Trudeau has joined forces with three Non-governmental organizations to ask the Parliament of Canada to hold public hearings on Exopolitics -- relations with “ETs.” By “ETs,” Mr. Hellyer and these organizations mean ethical, advanced extraterrestrial civilizations that may now be visiting Earth. On September 25, 2005, in a startling speech at the University of Toronto that caught the attention of mainstream newspapers and magazines, Paul Hellyer, Canada’s Defence Minister from 1963-67 under Nobel Peace Prize Laureate Prime Minister Lester Pearson, publicly stated: "UFOs, are as real as the...
  • Gore: Global Warming More Serious Than Terrorism

    11/13/2005 4:26:29 PM PST · by wagglebee · 86 replies · 3,275+ views
    NewsMax ^ | 11/13/05 | NewsMax
    The United States has been waging a war on international terrorism for more than four years, but what does Al Gore think is a more serious issue? Global warming. In in interview with Australia's The Age, the 2000 Democratic presidential nominee and former senator drew parallels between those who dispute global warming, and its investment implications, with Neville Chamberlain and others who wanted to appease the Nazis before World War II. Winston Churchill warned in the 1930s that a storm was gathering and democratic nations would be forced to "sip from the bitter cup" until they reasserted their moral authority....
  • Rep. Pete King Mowed Over Chris Matthews (VIDEO)

    09/26/2005 7:58:16 PM PDT · by jdm · 57 replies · 3,281+ views
    Click photo below to watch the debate: On Hardball [Only if You’re a Republican] tonight Chris Matthews discussed “no bid” contracts with Rep. Pete King (R) and Rep. Bennie Thompson (D). When questioned about Chertoff and the President taking Katrina seriously, King doesn’t take any crap from Chris: KING: As far as President Bush, it’s wrong for you to say he wasn’t caring, he certainly was caring. What he was not equipped for was to explain for the incompetency of the local officials or to explain the hysteria… to anticipate the hysteria of people like you in the media...
  • Boy dressed as Batman breaks into Eagle County home (Holy home invasion Batman... Batfreak alert)

    08/03/2005 4:53:51 AM PDT · by Cowman · 11 replies · 485+ views
    9 news ^ | 8/2/2005 | Alex Miller
    EDWARDS - Eagle County Sheriff's deputies were called to the Singletree subdivision Friday night in response to a report of a person dressed as Batman entering a home. According to Kim Andree, spokeswoman for the sheriff's office, the individual is a 14-year-old boy who adapted the guise of the fictional crime fighter. "He believes he's on a mission to help people get off drugs," Andree said. "He really believes he's helping. I think the family is working on getting him some assistance." Andree said deputies responded to a complaint around 11 p.m. Friday. According to police reports, the boy entered...
  • Was World War II worth it? (Buchanan barf alert)

    05/11/2005 9:08:36 AM PDT · by EveningStar · 562 replies · 7,925+ views
    WorldNetDaily ^ | May 11, 2005 | Patrick J. Buchanan
    If the objective of the West was the destruction of Nazi Germany, it was a "smashing" success. But why destroy Hitler? If to liberate Germans, it was not worth it. After all, the Germans voted Hitler in. If it was to keep Hitler out of Western Europe, why declare war on him and draw him into Western Europe? If it was to keep Hitler out of Central and Eastern Europe, then, inevitably, Stalin would inherit Central and Eastern Europe. Was that worth fighting a world war – with 50 million dead?
  • Art Bell: 6.0+ Earthquake Prediction for Southern Californa / Southern Nevada area this summer

    03/14/2005 10:23:14 AM PST · by BurbankKarl · 82 replies · 2,449+ views
    Coast to Coast AM ^ | 3/14/05 | Jim Berkland
    In case you missed the show last night, Jim Berkland made a prediction of a 6+ earthquake to occur in either Southern Nevada or Southern California during June, July, or August of this year, as these months have particularly high tide periods. He also said to pay particular close attention to July 21 due to the full moon.
  • THE IMPOSSIBLE WIIL COME ALIVE IN 2005

    02/10/2005 6:27:02 PM PST · by Quix · 7 replies · 1,381+ views
    BILL SOMERS' WHAT'S NEW PROPHETIC SITE ^ | 28 JAN 2005 | TIMOTHY SNODGRASS
    A Glimpse Ahead Timothy Snodgrass The Impossible Will Come Alive In 2005 01/28/05 In January of 2004, as we began to intercede for the New Year the Holy Spirit gave us the prophetic slogan, "The Seas will Roar in 2004". This year we were given a new slogan, "The Impossible will come Alive in 2005". As the veil of darkness begins to come down over nations and regions, along with great shakings will come great breakthroughs; signs, wonders, healings and a spectacular release of miracles in impossible circumstances. This year, although we are ultimately poised to gain much ground, there...
  • What's with all the dead scientists?

    01/26/2005 4:41:33 PM PST · by Middle-O-Road · 231 replies · 3,894+ views
    What's the deal with all the dead scientists?
  • United Church of Christ - New SpongeBob Controversy - mocks controversy with crotch-grabbing picture

    01/26/2005 11:03:12 AM PST · by AllTheRage · 222 replies · 4,387+ views
    United Church of Christ ^ | 1/26/2005 | United Church of Christ
    The United Church of Christ (UCC) stooped to a new low by poting this picture on their homepage - with a woman grabbing SpongeBob by the crotch!
  • Curtis: Wife can Break Husband's Arm if he Forgets their Anniversary

    01/23/2005 6:09:58 PM PST · by FreeManDC · 41 replies · 1,231+ views
    January 23, 2005 | FreeManDC
    ( ( ( RADAR ALERT Curtis: A Wife Can Break Husband’s Arm if he Forgets their Anniversary Contact Ray Billingsley (the comic strip artist) and King Features Syndicate (which distributes the comic strip) and tell them the following: 1. The Curtis comic strip which ran on January 18, 2005 represents mean-spirited and highly inappropriate humor. 2. The comic strip reinforces a societal double-standard which warns, “There is no excuse for domestic violence” when the victim is female; but then says, “But it’s perfectly fine for a wife to injure and maim her husband.” 3. Mr. Billingsley’s comic strip is extremely...
  • Moore Peddles Crackpot Theory about FL Election Fraud

    11/07/2004 6:29:21 PM PST · by xlib · 29 replies · 848+ views
    michaelmoore.com ^ | 11/06/04 | Thom Hartmann
    While the heavily scrutinized touch-screen voting machines seemed to produce results in which the registered Democrat/Republican ratios matched the Kerry/Bush vote, and so did the optically-scanned paper ballots in the larger counties, in Florida's smaller counties the results from the optically scanned paper ballots - fed into a central tabulator PC and thus vulnerable to hacking - seem to have been reversed. In Baker County, for example, with 12,887 registered voters, 69.3% of them Democrats and 24.3% of them Republicans, the vote was only 2,180 for Kerry and 7,738 for Bush, the opposite of what is seen everywhere else in...
  • great. now that all you losers voted bush the worls will end! (ZOT!!!)

    11/06/2004 3:12:30 PM PST · by hillary_4_prresident · 225 replies · 2,485+ views
    Another highly educated and thoughtful person, bearing light to us poor slobs.
    bush is the anti-christ so all u so called "christians" who voted for bush are hipocrits....i sure hope all you un-educated-bush-loving-satan-hugging posers are still happy with your decision after theres a draft taking away all your loved ones to fight in a senseless war...so when you see their bodyparts in black bags you can slap a thank you note on georgies desk!
  • Global Eye (weekly ranting by a loony Leftist)

    11/05/2004 7:31:27 PM PST · by Cowboy Bob · 13 replies · 501+ views
    The Moscow Times ^ | 11/05/04 | Chris Floyd
    Well, that's it. The great American electoral agon is over at last. Now George W. Bush -- the duly elected, finally legitimate president of the United States -- can get back to doing what he does best: killing people for corporate profit and personal aggrandizement. Yes, it's a hard blow for the world. Yes, it's a deep shame for American democracy, poisoned by lies, fear, greed and hysteria. Yes, it means that tens of thousands of innocent people will now be killed -- by more war, more neglect, more ignorance, more repression, more brutality, more hatred, more fanaticism. Yes, it...