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The mystery of the disappearing Beto O'Rourke campaign signs has been solved by the Texas Rangers. Numerous citizens of Travis County, Texas have been complaining that their Beto (Dem candidate for senator) campaign signs have been disappearing. The citizens must pay the county Democratic organization $10 each for replacement signs (with proceeds going to the Beto campaign fund). Although requested, the Austin police and Travis County sheriff departments have refused to investigate. The Republican county chair requested the Texas AG instruct the Texas Rangers to investigate because they were being blamed for the thefts. Texas Ranger Straight was assigned and...

A study commissioned by the Democratic National Committee at George Washington University projected that at least 20,000 people would die as a result of Hurricane Florence. GWU used the Climate Change Model perfected by Global Warming professors Jones, Hansen and Mann to calculate their projections of 20,000 deaths. Although the actual number of deaths to date are less than 20, when the Puerto Rico model (3,000 estimated deaths) was updated with the Florence statistics and tweaked several times, the death estimates rose to 20,000. GWU defended their results stating that several factors influenced the estimates. Many of the estimated deaths...

Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Ontario, says: "I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Toronto . I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance." “That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy," and the other,...

To US President Trump: NEVER, EVER THREATEN THE UNITED STATES AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE ARE NO LONGER A COUNTRY THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF VIOLENCE & DEATH. BE CAUTIOUS!

I don't know what Trump said during that two hours when he met privately with Russian President Vladimir Putin, but like so many in the media, I know what I hope he said: Mr. Putin, I need you to publicly admit your complicity in our illegal alien problem. Only if Putin owns up to deploying a vast network of Russian assets to personally direct the movements of millions of illegal aliens across the Sonoran Desert, through dozens of checkpoints and into our country, in fulfillment of his master plan to attack America's financial viability, national security and future prospects, will...

President Donald Trump stunned his fellow world leaders at the G7 meeting when he said he would ship “25 million” Mexicans to Japan, which would result in Prime Minister Shinzo Abe losing his next election. During the gathering in Quebec — which ended with Trump leaving early and refusing to sign the traditional joint communique — the president was talking about what he called Europe’s immigration problem when he turned his attention to the Japanese leader. “Shinzo, you don’t have this problem, but I can send you 25 million Mexicans and you’ll be out of office very soon,” Trump said,...

LONDON—In response to a recent outbreak in fistfights, London mayor Sadiq Khan announced Monday a sweeping ban of hands in the city, effective immediately. “No excuses: there is never a reason to have hands in a modern, civil society. Anyone who does will be caught, and they will feel the full force of the law,” Khan said at a press conference announcing the new policy during which he revealed that he has had his own hands surgically removed as a good-faith move to jump-start the new regulations.

Once the xxxxy media men list was made public, many asked, “Where will we draw the line? Who will be next? Will there be another list??” It appears there is. The mild-mannered men in media list has now been revealed. At first glance, you might wonder, “Do these missteps really rise to the level of civil or criminal offenses?” If that’s your reaction, then you’re missing the point. My intention is merely to begin a conversation about men who wear thin belts and brag about their low-residency MFA programs. From there, the healing can perhaps begin. Mild-Mannered Men in Media...

Last Saturday or so was the beginning of the Audubon Christmas bird count. More or less coincidently, I started tossing out a little bird food on the patio. Usually I do that a little earlier, but due to global warming and the fact that Atlanta and Long Island have been hogging all our snow, I haven't gotten around to it before now. In the afternoon some birds appeared, most were the usual juncos, some were English sparrows, one chickadee and some crows in the tall trees in the northeast corner of the lot. Those did not come to the patio....

Are you smarter than an Ivy League Law Professor or a brick? Well, the CDC and big pharma hopes that you are not. Ads are already appearing on the news media promoting flu shots that are 10% effective. You will certainly pay full price (not 10%) for the ineffective vaccine. At 10% effectiveness, you could probably get the same immunity from a cup of hot tea with a shot of whiskey added for about 10% of the cost of the ineffective flu shot. Big pharma and medicine seems not to be worried about their investment and stock prices because millions...

President Trump announced today that the Voice of America would be reinvigorated and expanded. The President noted that millions of people were living under oppressive governments and unaware of their God given rights. The program will use experts to present talks on Capitalism and the Constitution. Economists will explain how capitalism made our economy the best in the world. Supreme Court Justices, lawyers, historians, and other experts, that have read and understand the Constitution, will explain how the Constitution, with its checks and balances, separation of powers, bill of rights, etc. has allowed the US to be the most stable,...

Is this where it's all going?

I grew up in a family of 11 children in the days before SUVs. So we took our road trips in two-car caravans led by a steamy station wagon with crank-handle windows and hot vinyl upholstery. That wagon was always packed with obstreperous kids singing obnoxious songs. But one song we were emphatically discouraged from singing has now emerged as a theme song for John Kerry's presidential campaign. My father loved popular music and never ceased being interested in it. In the 1960s, he happily escorted my older sisters to see the Beatles. A decade later, he bought me tickets...

We need to mobilize Americans, school age to retirement age, to scoop up and send dirt to Kiribati. A cupful of dirt by each of the 330 million Americans can save Kiribati. As featured by the CBS Morning Show with the Arrogant Bunch (Bilderberg Rose, Nattering O'Donnell, and I'm Awake-Really King), the South Pacific island of Kiribati is in danger of being eradicated by Climate Change. Because the island is only six feet (approx 2 meters for you third worlders) above sea level the crisis is real and immediate. Although the sea level is rising by only a couple of...

I cannot participate in watching the game today. I know the two teams have supporters and this is an American tradition of 50+ years...but I just heard from a friend that there is a very secure WALL around the playing field, and heavy security is there. Security is not allowing people who don't have a ticket to go inside! These people YEARN to watch the game... to spectate inside the walls... but the BIGOTS in the NFL are refusing. #NotMySuperBowl.

The last party of the Obama Administration at the White House will be on the 17th of January 2017 with a wide variety of Hollywood, sports, entertainment, MSM, political, and other self-important elites. The idea for "The Last Party" came out of a statement by Moo in her interview with Oprah. Moo whined that since Trump had won the election, she knew what it was like to "have no hope". Oprah, thinking that the VP, Slow Joe Biden was part of the staff, ordered him to round up all the "H", "O", "P", and "E" keys from all the computers...

As His Arrogance will soon leave office he had stated that he would stay in the DC area so his daughter could finish high school. In keeping with his past of psychopathic lying and deception, he will really remain in the DC area to form a group of whiny Progressive b!tches to oppose Trump. Previously, we had Carter periodically escape the attendants and offer the comments of a witless anti-Semitic fool on things which he had no understanding. Slick Willy, was at home banging bimbos until Benghazi ran for president. But Slick was so addled and ate up with syphilis...

The CIA leaked proof of the Russian hack of the DNC and the Clinton Campaign. CNN's Wolf Blitzer released the breaking news this afternoon. Wolf stated that his third cousin, Coyote Blitzer, had learned of the details of the leak from prostitutes on 14th Street in DC who are frequented by CIA and Secret Service Agents. The CIA frequently uses prostitutes, both street and MSM, to leak stories. Coyote stated that the DNC and Clinton Campaign were both hacked with assistance from two Democratic operatives who had been turned. Robert (the Jackal) Creamer and Scott (the Poofer) Foval were turned...

Because of the Trump win, there has been a surge in the business of dogs. The epidemic of emotional and mental collapse in the "snowflake" generation has caused this business uptick for emotional support puppies and dogs. Rex Barker, President of the Canine Breeders Society (CBS) stated that the demand for emotional support puppies and dogs (ESP/D) has greatly exceeded their ability to provide them to trainers. Rex stated that nature controlled their ability to produce the puppies and dogs to meet the demand in spite of Progressives accusations that they were holding out for higher prices. Duke Hounder, President...

Huma A. Weiner, dead woman walking. Huma had learned that with the Clintons an insurance policy was a must. The 650,000 emails were her insurance policy and retirement income program. Unlike Vince Foster, who had stupidly stored his insurance in his office safe which was retrieved before his body was cold, Huma hid her insurance where no one would suspect .... on the laptop she shared with her perv part-time husband. Unfortunately for Huma, her idiot husband managed to screw something other than a 15 year old ... the rest of her life. Seems like Huma A. Weiner best "make...