https://freerepublic.com/tag/parodynotnews/ en-us Sat, 4 Jan 2020 01:55:24 GMT Focus Forum 15 https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3805392/posts [SATIRE] WASHINGTON, D.C. — At a press conference held on Capitol Hill Friday, mourning Democrat leaders called for flags to be flown half-mast to honor the death of Qasem Soleimani. Flags were spotted flying at half-mast around the country, notably at The Washington Post, The New York Times, and in front of several celebrities' homes. The celebrities went out and bought an American flag for the first time just to fly it at half-mast for this important time of grief. "The grieving process is painful but necessary," said Rep. Ilhan Omar. "As a nation, we need to stop and grieve this great,... Babylon Bee https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3805392/posts#comment Sat, 4 Jan 2020 01:55:24 GMT