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CNN reports Rep. Patrick Kennedy (D-RI) will hold a press conference today at 3 p.m. in Washington, D.C. to discuss his recent traffic incident on Capitol Hill.

Look at him. It is a bloated Ted Kennedy with Demagoguery written all over his booze mottled bloated face. And one of the most demagogic speeches EVER given by a U.S. Sentator was delivered by The Swimmer on the subject of illegal immigration. Of couse his demagoguery is the reason why the DUmmies admire him as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Kennedy gave a barn-burner at the immigration rally yesterday." Whenever you hear a DUmmie describe a speech as being a "barn-burner" then you know it is off the scale of sanity. So let us now read...

MIDI - MORE (scroll down to second section) More human beings died in Teddy's car Than lost their lives by Cheney's gun, so far More times Ted cheated on a Spanish test So, you reporters just give it a rest More left wing bias has shown through...it is what they always do If their side's not winning, we will see their daily spinning More campaign finance fraud by Hillary Than throughout all GOP history More rapes by their last president...it is very evident He's what "scumbag" always meant More skin has been stretched on Pelosi's face She's on a...

Teddy now realizes that he is vastly overmatched, trying to question Alito, so he is now asking for help. ROTFLMAO We should probably try and help him out huh? LOL

MIDI - BRIDGE OVER TROUBLED WATER (musical intro) Alioto, you will be grilled Before we're done with you, we'll have had our fill You racist scum, we'll certainly be exposing you So I am warning you There's a bridge off of which I'll drive you if you don't withdraw There's a bridge off of which I'll drive you if you don't withdraw I failed lifeguard class...you know that But I float pretty well because I am so fat My Oldsmobile has been restored to original So I am warning you There's a bridge off of which I'll drive you...

Dear Pabianice: I have been a "Prime Target" of the right wing for decades, and they're not letting up now! I wear it as a badge of honor - they've bestowed it on me because I speak out against them, and they know I always will. I fight for working Americans, when right-wingers are bent on helping corporate donors. And, I don't back down when it comes to resisting any and all of their shameful attempts to turn the Senate into a rubber stamp for the President. With your help over the past four months, my voice is stronger, and...

MIDI - IT NEVER RAINS IN CALIFORNIA Sometimes we have really had enough of water Mary Jo found that out thirty-five years ago Water boarding for the terrorists Lifeguard Ted is so p*ssed Enough...we've had enough What the heck is all this rain in California My roof's leaking, and I think it's just three years old Why all of the rain in California? The DemocRATS warned ya Whose fault?...it's Bush's fault They loathe George Bush...he fills them with dread And many have gone right out of their head Some even wish that they were now dead John Kerry had...

This was just too funny. One of Mrs. DFU's favorite shows is CSI. I don't watch TV, but a re-run from 2001 was on in the background while I was putting up wallpaper. I heard the following and started laughing like h*ell in disbelief. The character Grissom says -- "Well, this is a phony as a chappaquiddick neck brace. See how the clothes are all bunched?" Organ Grinder Season 2 Episode #033 Air Date - December 13, 2001 Written by Ann Donahue, Elizabeth Devine Directed by Allison Liddi Brief Synopsis An amorous couple's desires are deflated when the hotel elevator...