That Michael Moore. He's amazing. With his blockbuster new movie Farenheit 9/11 , Moore did something I thought nobody could do. He made me feel sorry for George W. Bush. You know, President George W. Bush. The cold-hearted faux cowboy who runs the country. The man who'll bomb cities, send thousands of American soldiers and Third World civilians to terrifying deaths, lie, endanger the lives of his own CIA agents, turn our nation's energy policy over to Enron, steal from the poor and hand the treasury to the super-wealthy, pick on gays, march record numbers of defendants to their deaths...