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  • Thank the Lord for George W. Bush and for One Zotted Troll Over Easy with Toast

    08/27/2006 7:21:10 AM PDT · by a bush fan · 59 replies · 1,300+ views
    I quake in fear in my bed each night, shivering with the thought that a Mooooslim is about to blow me up with a bottle of hydrogen peroxide. Then I realize that George W. Bush is in charge, and will personally stop such things. Then I can sleep for one more night. What wll we ever do when he leaves office? I suppose we all will just die.
  • ZOT!! PLEASE CEASE AND DESIST FROM PUTTING UP JOHN KERRY'S CAMPAIGN SCHEDULE.

    08/07/2004 3:24:35 PM PDT · by AIJ · 322 replies · 7,055+ views
    <p>Please Cease and Desist from Putting on John Kerry's schedule. For that matter any other politician's schedule.</p> <p>I applaud freepers everywhere for exercising their right to congregate and protest. However, posting the times and locations of the Kerry-Edwards campaign in such a popular discussion forum is extremely dangerous. In this day and age, a terrorist can easily seize your posting and use it to attack the Kerry-Edwards convoy. This is a risk we should not be taking. Do not aid the terrorists in anyway.</p>
  • Kerry Sticks Finger In Marine's Chest -- NOT! Here's the Proof

    08/03/2004 5:29:37 PM PDT · by bimboeruption · 399 replies · 9,752+ views
    Mullings ^ | August 3. 2004
    The question is: "Is Kerry sticking his bony, well-manicured, girly, index finger in the chest of the Marine pictured here?" The answer is "No." After optimizing the pic with Photoshop and Image Optimizer, what looks like Kerry's finger is actually the top piece of a wooden frame that holds a mirror and is attached to the window. There is another mirror just like it behind the Marine, to the right of his elbow.