I’ve heard a lot of terms over the years - “wandering generality,” etc. - but none that create the visual picture better than this. A “Meanderthal.” Can’t you just see a big lunk, head hung down, bumping into things and having no “fixed direction?” We could probably add more adjectives to the description. So how would you describe a “Meanderthal?” We all know what follows this line - You Might Be A Redneck if --- There are hoof prints on your carpet You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand You've ever...