https://freerepublic.com/tag/irrelevantlefty/ en-us Thu, 25 Sep 2003 22:39:36 GMT Focus Forum 15 https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/989542/posts WASHINGTON (AP) - Actor Tony Randall has a fantasy: when he dies President Bush and Vice President Cheney show up to pay their respects but they're turned away - because his family knows he didn't like them. Feeling his own mortality while suffering a cold, Randall, 83, made his remarks as the National Funeral Directors Association announced a new code of ethics for its members, beginning in 2004. Funerals should be planned as a celebration of life and "a touch of humor doesn't hurt a bit," Randall said. A comedian, Randall is best known for his role as Felix Unger... https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/989542/posts#comment Thu, 25 Sep 2003 22:39:36 GMT