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  • Welcome Centers to Open on U.S./Mexican Borders?

    09/16/2010 12:00:55 PM PDT · by geraldmcg · 6 replies
    WebToday ^ | 9-16-10 | WebToday
    Arizona (IMpossible News) -- Finally, someone has come up with a very welcome solution to the immigration crisis on the American-Mexican border. Welcome Centers are slated to be built every 100 miles along the border to assist Mexican migrants with efficient processing of visas, temporary work permits or American citizenship applications. Each center will be as modern and welcoming as our highway rest stops. Features included will be a free clinic for basic health check ups, a library of free American literature, coffee bar, spacious bathrooms with showers and baby care rooms, free survival supplies for those who must return...
  • ABSTINENCE TRAINING WITH A COUNTRY TWANG

    09/13/2010 11:00:02 PM PDT · by geraldmcg · 5 replies · 1+ views
    WebToday ^ | 8-14-10 | WebToday
    Kansas (Impossible News) -- A highly innovative approach is now being tested in rural Kansas schools when it comes to abstinence education. The new "Ooooh, That's Gross!" program is designed to connect with kindergarten through 6th grade students. Children are taken out to the farm to watch livestock during the mating season. As you can imagine, answers to the many questions they ask are intended to repulse the children and give them the heeby jeebies when it comes to physical contact with the opposite sex. Then after the field trip they are given a "Dick is icky" or Jane is...