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<title>WHCD Shooter Demands Freedom [semi-satire]</title>
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<description>Cole Allen, the man being held for an armed incursion into the White House Correspondents&#x26;#x27; Dinner, is demanding that he be released without bail, saying &#x26;#x22;I didn&#x26;#x27;t shoot or hurt anyone. I know I wrote a manifesto saying that I wanted to shoot President Trump, but I didn&#x26;#x27;t actually do it. At the last moment, as I was lying on the floor in handcuffs, I decided not to. All I might be guilty of is illegal trespassing or disorderly conduct. I represent no danger to the public.&#x26;#x22; Former President Obama was impressed by Allen&#x26;#x27;s logic, saying &#x26;#x22;his reasoning sounds both...</description>
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